Abuse yourself or your friends with LeagueAbuser.

It will look at given League Of Legends game and extract some data about the given player's performance, then accordingly to the performance the bot will either insult or praise the player.

You are also able to customise the bot response by setting aliases for each Summoner you are playing with and by adding custom insults.

Additionally there command /abusevoice which makes the bot join your current voice channel  and insult you directly.

Example: 
Well, look at Karol, the one-man army! Swinging that Olaf axe like you've got a personal vendetta against every blade of grass on the arena, huh? Congrats on your high damage, mate, but what the hell happened with the win? A KDA of 5/5/6 is not too shabby, but who cares when you're not standing on the winner's podium? You've got the damage part down; now let's work on not getting your ass handed to you so we can actually win this shit next time. And by the way, you're doing so damn fine I almost forgot to throw an insult your way... Ah, screw it, you deserve a pat on the back this time, Karol!

Another example:
Karol, looks like you're the kind of Singed that runs around spreading toxicity but not the in-game kind that gets the win, eh? With damage like 21257, you're not exactly blowing up the scoreboard, are you? A KDA of 3/5/4? Man, that's like being stuck in a "meh" sandwich – not the worst, but nobody's clamoring for a bite. And here's the kicker: you’re the best teammate? That's like being the tallest gnome – congratulations, I guess? Let's crank up those numbers or switch to a champ that doesn't need a gas mask, 'cause right now, it's like your strategy is "run fast, die less spectacularly." And just for that dash of spice, "Are you acoustic?" Because clearly, there's some kind of disconnect.

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Type /abuse  to insult a player after a League of Legends game.

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