good old days rpg bot

hark, ye weary traveler of the internet. this bot doth permit thee to live in the year of our lord seventeen seventy-six. thou shalt choose a side, be it the brave minutemen or the lobster backs, and engage in the battles of lexington and concord. it is truly a shot heard round the world moment, fam. ​the mechanics are as literal as a musket ball to the teeth. thou mayest: ​ply a trade: use /job hire to become a farmer, a trapper, or a shipwright. no cap, the grind for corn bushels and beaver pelts is real. use /job work every five minutes to secure the bag. ​visit the merchant: use /shop to browse the arms and supplies merchant. purchase thy hardtack, rum flasks, and laudanum if the vibes are mid or thy health is low. ​don thy finery: use /buyattire to choose from 142 garments. put on a tricorn hat for plus twenty-four damage because looking dandy is the true end-game. ​choose thy piece: use /buymusket to select a firearm. the brown bess is a classic, but the pennsylvania rifle is deadly accurate for the real ones who can handle an eighteen-second reload. ​engage in beef: use /battle join to enlist in historical skirmishes. earn xp and shillings to rise above the rank of a mere commoner.