Nuzzlebot

Nuzzlebot is a discord bot that will transform boring everyday English messages into majestic and powerful Nuzzlespeak™ responses. Have you ever wanted to spice up the intimate messages between you and a loved one? Have you ever wanted to see what Smash Mouth's 'All Star' would sound like from the mouth of a lolxd random 8 year old girl? Well. Now you can.

Bonus features include a nightcore music bot and picture uwuification!

Play us out, Smwash Mwouth.

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