Teacup's Tea Cult

Welcome child, you seem lost. You need not fear, for we are your friends. Here in the depths you shall find the loyal acolytes of the almighty Tea, those who have sworn allegiance to the great one, who have devoted everything for their cause. Here, you are valued. Here, you shall grow fat from strength, and shall be rewarded for your loyalty. But tread carefully, for any act out of line in the eyes of the great one shall result in your immediate termination. You shall face god-like judgement, hellfire shall rain upon your foul soul, begotten by the being of caffeine that dwells below, and shall send you back to those unholy depths from whence you came!

But enough of that talk. Come, you must be thirsty. Join us, for a cup of tea...