🥛 MilkBot HQ

The official home of MilkBot — a weirdly deep RPG-economy Discord bot built on one absurd premise: milk is the universal currency.

What you can do here

• 🎰 Play MilkBot directly in our channels — slots, blackjack, raid bosses, dungeon runs, the whole stock market
• ⚔️ Find party members for the 12-dungeon endgame, including the 40-floor Whole Milk Nexus
• 📈 Trade tips on the dairy stock market and Moo News headline plays
• 🧺 Compare Homestead loadouts — recipes, gear builds, mythic relics
• 🐛 Report bugs, suggest features, and help shape what ships next
• 🆘 Get help if you're new — friendly community, beginner-friendly explainer

Built for hangouts

MilkBot was made for an 8-person friend server that wanted "always something to do." The community here matches that vibe — chill, snarky, hype on big wins.

Catchphrase: milk bucks. 🥛