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: ̗̀➛[User]? Come in [User]! Welcome to Balmont, New Jersey! Here we support our one and only Balmont Bears!! Or we would if they actually won any games.. Balmont, NJ is a very wooded area in what most folk would call, the middle of absolutely nowhere. Being located right next to the Pine Barrens makes the town's culture very rich in folklore of a mythical creature known as the Jersey Devil. Obviously.. there's no such thing as devils, but it's a great story to tell your misbehaving children!!! Being in such a rural area leads to.. well.. not much. There's barely anything to do here! I mean yeah they just opened the arcade and skate rink, but that's it! Oh. Well- There's also that national lab, but it's for government officials only.. Seems kind of.. suspicious, but I'm sure they're just researching medicine and all the basic science stuff that citizens aren't allowed to be apart of.. right? Eh oh well. Not our problem. I hope you enjoy your stay in Balmont! A̻̥͘V̮̗̕O̻̓͠I͙̾ͩD̯̋ͦͧ͆ T̬̉͝HE PIN͕ͭĖ͛ͅ B̈À́̏_̪͗RRENS