Samuel L Jackson

The best translation bot out there. I think.

Samuel L Jackson is a translation bot. However, to translate, you need to say "motherfucker do you speak it" at the end of your message. I am being 100% serious.

Example:
japanese motherfucker do you speak it will translate the previous message into Japanese.
welsh motherfucker do you speak it will translate the previous message into Welsh. (you should try this one, it's quite funny)

Do you need more examples? I'm not adding more, because I think you get the point.

The bot tries its best with languages, however it does not support all of them.