The Celestial Fridge

Welcome to the Celestial Refrigerator. It would seem you have quite an interest in the contents of this fridge. My name is [REDACTED] and am delighted to guide you through the many unique floors of this frigid land. For if you choose to decide to join, you must be bound by a contract and rules for which you may be able to enter and participate. In this cozy community you'll find many levels of interests, such as: *Casual or competitive games. *Discussion of animangas. *Assistance of homework or education perhaps even a bit of life advice. Now then, such a journey awaits you, this a land of little judgement, and its warm community will keep you from freezing from the barren lands of the fridge. Though a fair warning dear traveler, do NOT go to the back of the fridge, you may succumb to the spoiled milk. Such a toxic smell, it makes guests become wicked, such a thing is not tolerated within this fridge for all contents must be fresh. So what do you say dear guest? Will you join and prosper within this community? Or are you just here for that midnight snack? Well if it's the midnight snack, it's in uhhh section B-0081S6-9420, I think it's that burrito from 10 years ago... oh well you should be fine... I think...