POMF CLUB

POMF CLUB is a lifestyle brand wrapped in serotonin, and sprinkled in soft threats that take form in content. We spiral. We panic. We turn unprocessed feelings and delusional ideas into dangerously huggable collectibles, chaotic web-novels, and a community that feels like group therapy with worse boundaries.

If we’re doing it right, you’ll come for the content and stay because your sense of wonder got blackmailed

The pink menace. The green gremlin. They’re in the emotes. The announcements. The shop. Your intrusive thoughts. You could say they're POMF CLUB's mascots. But a better way of putting it is they're YOUR new emotional support besties.

They’re just like you—if you were a little cuter, a lot worse at coping, and somehow actually loveable. And together? They're the stars of POMF CLUB's ongoing web-novel series—a narrative spiral of emotional manipulation, dumb fights, and soft things that might hurt you.

They're disasters. They're the reason you're about to rearrange your whole personality.