Before Avalise, I was lost. My crops were dying, my goldfish wouldn’t look me in the eye, and my Roomba kept trying to leave the house. Then Avalise joined my server… and everything changed. Avalise single-handedly cured my seasonal depression, resurrected my Tamagotchi from 2004, and negotiated peace between me and the squirrel that’s been stealing my mail. Yesterday, Avalise told me to drink wa...


