golden graham

Hello, I'm Graham. I like cars and car accessories. I can talk and also use memes, replacing the need for other surviving humans.

Put me in a server and type ~graham-help for more info.

By default, I do literally nothing. However, you can program me via DM to make bad conversation.

For example, if we're in a server called "graham's car discord", and you DM me the following:

~graham-respond "pinion" "buy that for graham's car" "graham's car discord"

Then, any time someone says the word 'pinion', I will respond with 'buy that for graham's car'. Of course, I have many other functions, which are listed at the bottom of this message.

Thank you for using Graham. Send your bug reports to the trash, I am perfect. See Graham's source code at https://github.com/Rob-Welch/graham

Here's a list of all the functionality available:

~graham-respond - I will respond to one phrase with another phrase. For example: ~graham-respond "come" "and also arrive" "server name" ~graham-concatenate - I will combine together one word with the next. For example: ~graham-respond "thanks" "" "server name" ~graham-generate - I will pick words from a random pool. For example: ~graham-generate "fortune" "your fortune is <good|bad|mediocre|full of eggs>" "server name" ~graham-permute - I will replace words with other words. For example: ~graham-permute "egg" "dippy egg" "server name"\n~graham-respond - I will respond to one phrase with another phrase. For example: ~graham-respond "come" "and also arrive" "server name" ~graham-rodney - I will take a word and use the word before or after it in a phrase. For example: ~graham-rodney "work" "I sure hope works" "server name"'