Instant Regret

Instant Regret is the pet project of a certain Mister Ammaiu and a certain Puffinstuff
They originally created the bot only for their private server of friends back in 2019. Now, for the first time ever, a public version of this incredible masterpiece is available for you!
You may be asking: "Why, oh why, is this bot called Instant Regret?" The answer: Mister Ammaiu liked the name for some reason and is irrationally determined to have the bot named as such. Puffinstuff obliged.

The majority of the bot's functions are without the use of a prefix whatsoever. The intention is that the bot simply adds to your conversation as if it were another member of your server. It looks for keywords/phrases in every message you send and if it sees one that it recognizes, it will send a reaction or a reply. Following are lists of those keywords and phrases.

List of words/phrases the bot reacts to as of latest update:
-^
-big brain
-wow / w o w
-fax
-gaming
-pog
-engineer
-nice
-420/(any other weed reference you can think of)

List of words/phrases the bot responds to with text as of latest update:
-begone/be gone
-is kill
-bot
-beer/(any other alcohol reference you can think of)
-nice
-ur mom
-69

List of words/phrases the bot responds to with an image as of latest update:
-gucci
-no u
-what the hell happened here
-stonks
-boi
-do it
-dew it
-f
-l
-wac(c/k)
-oof
-rip
-diggy diggy hol(e/ed/ing/er)
-the more you know
-gam(er/ing) moment
-perhaps
-nani
-simp
-ope

List of words/phrases the bot responds to with an audio file as of latest update:
-this is epic
-pan
-hello there
-theory
-fail
-good mornin(g)
-bruh

Other various commands:
The bot does also use a commands system for messages that you want to send via the bot only. When you do this, the bot immediately deletes your message and sends its own, based on the command you sent it! This system is what utilizes the tilde (~) prefix.
List of tilde commands as of latest update:
~bby/bbn
~bfy/bfn
~bsy/bsn
~ba
~sy/sn
~wy/wn
~sty/stn
~dy/dn
~xy/xn
~yy/yn
~why/whn
~ky/kn
~uy/un
~ry/rn
~ny/nn
~by/bn

In addition to every single one of these incredible, innovative, and groundbreaking inputs, the bot also deletes any message sent with "face with tears of joy" (😂) emoji because that's kinda cringe ngl.

The bot also features ~help and ~about commands.

We welcome, and in fact, strongly encourage user feedback. We want to know what you want to see Instant Regret do!
Please do note that, as of the creation of the bot, there is a whole lot more planned for the near future, including customizable commands and the ability to turn commands on and of on a per-server basis!
We intend on being frequent with updates and timely in response to user requests.

Instant Regret Bot truly is a masterpiece of modern technology that will undoubtedly soon become a staple on any self-respecting Discord Server.

Eventually, there will be a much more detailed commands and functions log on our website that will be complete with an updates log as well! Our Discord server is also nearing completion.

Finally, we'd like to thank you for taking the time to read our little pitch to you, and sincerely hope that IR will bring you and your server mates a constant supply of... well... at the very least... instant regret.

Latest update: V1.1.0 - 4/26/21