Wit - A Discord Bot

Why you should invite Wit

Wit is a bot that bring great features to your Discord server. There are a wide variety of commands from minigames to an economy. And, obviously, the bot is witty and loves to insult you, every chance it gets.

Invite the bot today!

https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=907067389806522450&scope=bot&permissions=4294967039

Commands

Let's get straight to business. There are 5 categories these commands fall under. Fun, Moderation, Minigames, Economy, Misc. These will be listed in that order.

Fun

8ball - Just does the same thing as any generic 8ball command.

futurejob - Tells you what your future job will be.

baldness - Tells you how shiny your scalp is.

failure - Tells you what percentage of a failure you are.

skillrate - You give me the topic, I give you your skill rate.

ship - Mention 2 people and they will be shipped together. Won't work for people outside the server.

Moderation

ban - Bans the user.

kick - Kicks the user.

purge - Purges the amount of messages given.

Minigames

guess - Starts a guessing minigame. You get 3 guesses to guess a number between 0 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get 1000 Wits.

blackjack - Gives you 4 numbers from 0-10 and using the operators +, -, *, or / you must get the aim number. If you get it right, you get 1000 Wits.

rps - Rock paper scissors. Type in r for rock, p for paper, and s for scissors. If you win, you get 1000 Wits.

tictactoe - Just regular old tictactoe. Remember, the coordinates start at 1.

Economy

findjob - Try to find you job. You probably won't anyways.

bal - Tells you your balance in Wits.

coinflip - Flip a coin, make a guess. Maybe you'll get Wits. There is a 30 second cooldown for this command. 10 seconds if you vote.

beg - Go on the street and beg people for Wits. There is a 60 second cooldown for this command. 10 seconds if you vote.

leaderboard - Gives you the top richest people in the server. Who are probably still poor.

Misc

quote - Gives you stock price and the change in percent and price.

• Dow Jones: ^DJI
• S&P 500: ^GSPC

subcount - Gives you the subscriber count of the channel. Wit currently supports most of the Top 100 channels and these additional ones that I added: https://codepen.io/Hipur-Wiz/pen/MWvMPxy

vote - Vote for the bot! Less failure, less baldness, and more!

FAQ

These questions aren't really frequently asked but I'm just going to predict what is asked.

Why is the bot offline?

Normally, you don't notice that the bot went offline. What happens is whatever minigame your in the middle of WILL CRASH and you have to start over. What also might have happened is that the host crashed and I have to go and get the bot online again. If it goes offline for an extended period of time, consider joining the Wit Support Server to let me know or to see if anything happened that required me to take the bot down.

What is the support server link?

https://www.discord.gg/jdWBAcyzeA

How come some people have better luck on commands?

There are two possibilities for this. First, they might just have extremely good luck. The more likely possibility, is that they voted. Vote for Wit here: https://top.gg/bot/907067389806522450/vote.

Feedback

If you want to say anything to the developers, don't DM me, please. You can find the form at the Wit Support Server. Or here: https://dyno.gg/form/edcfa869.