The Church of Dominaventris

v1:1:1 "Ladies and gentlemen, witness greatness as the lord and savior, all mighty Lady Stomach spreads the belief of a unity and utopia through thy contribution of worship to the stomach lady. Come my brothers and sisters as we come to commemorate the founding of this ancient being of godly proportions. We give our body to you and upon onto you. Please accept my beg for mercy of my blindness to the false gods as now I know that you Lady Stomach are the one and only real being of monumental greatness. I am not worthy. We are not worthy!"