Lords of Thiccness

Well it all started when I went to my first Buffet. The lines were short, and the food was vast. But one thing that caught my attention, was the never ending Hershey cream pie all you can eat extravaganza. It was something that challenged my inner Thiccems, yet something that didn't seem out of my reach. Little did I know that never ending Hershey cream pie was the downfall of my legacy in buffets until this very day.