Can roll dice, do math, and make markov chains from current headlines, it also has a magic 8 ball feature.
it's hyper generic
I dunno man, just go with it.
!dice add x yAdds x and y
!dice sub x ySubtracts x from y
!dice mul x yMultiplies x and y
!dice div x yDivides x from y
!dice roll xdyrolls x number of Dy
!dice fartRandom length fart
!dice headlineMarkov chains of current headlines
!dice eightballRNG with tradional magic eightball responses