for people with caveman brains
"I pledge to the Cavemen Republic with my soul, heart, and mind. These words that I am saying today, are to give me strength, and will let me fight alongside my fellow Cavemen in unity. Ooga boog, boog booga oog ooga oog booga." - Ooba Gwoopa Ay These words represent everything the cavemen stand for, and they will never be forgotten.
