✦ 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙀 ✦
the ultimate zero-gravity sleepover where chaos floats free and braincells evaporate on entry
☾ are you deeply unwell in the funniest way possible? ☾ do you enjoy 2am lore drops and cosmic-level dumb takes? ☾ have you ever argued with a moon rock for fun? (no u dont)
★ then congrats, space cadet—you’ve arrived. ★
┊we’ve got: ┊⟶ unfiltered moon humor ┊⟶ unhinged asteroid debates ┊⟶ events that defy logic and/or physics ┊⟶ bots running on stardust and hope ┊⟶ a black hole to scream into (emotionally)
whether you’re orbiting the chaos, launching cursed takes, or just silently drifting through— you are now one with the moon goblins.
𖤐 strap in. 𖤐 touch grass? never. (u think grass is on the moon) 𖤐 embrace the space madness.
☽ 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙣, 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨. ☾